I don’t know what I want in any aspect of my life Apparently I’m physically incapable of sleeping at night now And people I miss are back in town as soon as I leave Bright side: breakfast is soon and I’m an ocean away from most of my problems
v3rshizzle: Hey y’all, it’s me B with Blue Ivy just hanging out Y’all cmere Come closer Lemme holla at y’all a second Y’all want this damn baby?
Let me stop blowing up social media pages and go to sleep
I always forget how beautiful the sky is here
Today’s episode would be called “Our Big Fat Confusing Expensive Sri Lankan Wedding”
I swear my life should be a reality TV show My family makes no sense There are currently 6 people living in this house (???) It’s a big question mark
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peewentz: do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff I always do this when I’m home
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Because apathy requires less energy than hatred, or even annoyance Say what you will about me but at least I’m efficient
earthnation: what if showing affection didn’t make me uncomfortable that would be cool
I get sick every time I come home I don’t understand
If you saw a prescreening of Gatsby without reading the book I rebuke you in the name of Fitzgerald
Or I could get my sleep schedule back on track but ehh I’d rather blame someone else
I need more friends who don’t go to sleep at normal hours
dearloserchris: teejaypinetree: She wants the (ph)D Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster.
stupidshitnobodycaresabout asked: I bet the typo in the house of cards ep was intended by the writers to show that cable news is dumb. They're pretty smart to be screwing up like that.
Ok I thought I was Congressman Underwood but nahhh even he’s too heartless for me and that’s saying something
I'm 300% done with "Christians" on facebook
Anonymous asked: I think you're a racist bigot who hates the progressive movement. You should probably stop affiliating yourself with the Westboro Baptist Church, and you should stop attacking gays that walk on the sidewalk. Ugh.
Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't...
yaoibutts: i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.” like what stupid frenchman saw this: and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!” I’m annoyed because I’ve thought this for years but yea
Honestly, only I could have such a dramatic and symbolic departure :(